From the "office" of: Charles MacGregor
Date: Today. Why not? Let's go with that.

Dear Soulmate,

If you're anything like me, and I know I am, you're annoyed, frustrated and angry at all the fake "solutions" to your financial troubles out there on the internet. If you're ready to cut through the hype and get past the "make money online" scams out there, you must read every word of this letter. That's right, letter. Doesn't the font I'm using look like I typed it out on a typewriter? Right. There are 2,190 words, so you might want to get comfortable.

Are you this person?

• Sick of trying out every get rich quick scheme that lands in your email or web browser?
• Wallowing in self pity? Unable to hold down a job or your liquor?
• Thinking about packing it in, but you really, really need the billions that you know are out there for you?
• Tired of all the self-appointed "gurus" whose only skill is to convince you to buy their product?
• You just want to give yourself and your family the wealth, freedom and lifestyle you think you deserve?
• Your name is Bill? Or Jill? Either one, really.

If so, you're a pathetic loser, but I can help anyway. All you need is someone like me to help someone like you get back on track.

My name is Charles MacGregor, and --

Don't interupt me.

You should listen to me because I have the knowledge, the power and the personal charisma to help you get what you want. Now, like I was saying, my name is Charles MacGregor, and if you've been living next door to me, or have been one of the billions of visitors to my website, you probably have heard of me and my amazing wealth-building system.

Before I go much further, I want to show you the proof of my success. This is not Photoshopped or altered in any way:

There you have it. Incontrovertible proof that you can make a million dollars a day, as I am, with my proven system. I'll be showing other examples of proof throughout this letter, but isn't that enough?

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Okay, since you've kept reading, it's apparent that you need more convincing. That's okay, not everyone has the ability to recognize greatness right off the bat.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I put my pants on one day at a time, just like you. Sometimes, I wear a money skirt, pictured above.

But I'm really just your average Joe. Joe Six-Pack. Joe the Plumber. That's me - Charles the Six-Pack Plumber. Normal guy.

But I'm totally rich!!! I've been watching suckers like you get taken in by scam after internet scam, and I'm tired of it. It's time for you to give up on all the other schemes and let me help you get on the road to riches and happiness.

Users have reported near-instant success in my members-only forums. Users of my awesome product get access to my super-secret forums, where they can interact and learn from other users - people just like them! Some users have reported minor successes (only a few hundred thousand a day), but those guys are losers who aren't following my advice to the letter. Those that are doing what I say are raking in the big bucks!!! A million a day!

In my forums, you'll see a thread that was started back in 1993, describing how much success is possible using my proven system. Definitely take the time to read that, because meeting movers and shakers is what this business is all about!

Now, if you're still not convinced after all this, I'll just have to up the ante!

That's right, you get access to those four sites PLUS a few more that I can't even tell you about right now!

The other self-appointed gurus are only interested in taking your money while giving you no value. I'm giving you a $9,997 value in my product, PLUS the added value of those four sites PLUS the few more that I can't even tell you about right now!

Those four sites, plus the others I can't tell you about, will provide you with thousands upon thousands of hours of training - more forums, videos, podcasts, and a ton of other stuff that you couldn't possibly wade through in less than a year. You'll get:

Also Included - Reports!!!

You will get current, up-to-the-second "reports" from all over the web. Every day, I look around for reports that will benefit my users. I buy them up (because I can afford to do that), and I give them to you for free. These reports aren't going to make you as much money as my own proven system, but hey, they're free. If there's one thing that's pretty much true, it's that anything free is good. Even if this was the only thing I was doing for you, you'd have to admit that free is good, and therefore, you're getting your money's worth.

This is nothing short of sheer brilliance.

the only thing that matters is the desire to make staggering amounts of money

Look, making money online ain't brain surgery. Any trained monkey with a cheap computer can do it. I'm not sure why you haven't, but that's not the important thing. The important thing is that you have the desire to be stupidly rich. I'm talking Gates rich. I'm talking Forbes rich. I'm talking "I don't know how many homes I own" rich. Thanks to the bad information and BS put online by the other gurus, it's hard to figure it out on your own. That's why you need me to tell you the shortcuts to riches, fame, glory and sex with high-priced call girls and celebrities.

"But Charles, I'm a pathetic loser and have no talent!
Can you help me???"

I toldyou all you need is desire, but that's not quite the truth. You need desire, but you also need my proven system and my super cool product! Look, I know you're a pathetic loser, we determined that at the start of this letter. I've been trying to explain how I can help you!

You have no excuses. There is no reason NOT to sign up for my proven system and my exceptional product. I want you to have that feeling of success and brilliance, and I want you to EARN A MILLION A DAY!!!

You owe it to yourself, your family, and your ex-wife. Come on in, the water's fine. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Winners never quit and quitters never win. A journey of a million miles starts with one step. Take that step now and you'll feel like a winner!!!

To Your "Success",

Charles MacGregor

P.S - This isn't a trick. There's no cost.

P.P.S - Seriously.

P.P.P.S - I know what you're thinking, that somehow, all these PS's will make sense at some point.

P.P.P.P.S - They don't.

P.P.P.P.P.S - Just try my product!!!